Title: Following Orders
Author: Trojie
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
Rating: M
Notes: A Kirk/McCoy fic this time. Apparently my brain thinks Captain Kirk really, really is the world's biggest flirt. Based on the moment that made my slashgoggles start flashing red exclamation marks at me - Bones and Spock's argument on the bridge re: marooning Kirk. Particularly Bones's lovely use of animal imagery. OH THE SNIGGERING I HAD TO HURRIEDLY CHOKE DOWN IN THE THEATRE. Anyway, dedicated to Bridget, with much love.

Aren't you supposed to knock before entering a crew-member's private quarters? )
By Trojie's twelve-hours-ahead status she has determined that it's Bridget's birthday. Therefore, here is the first installment of her birthday fic: a short Kirk/Spock moment. The second installment is Kirk/Bones, not in any way affiliated with this story, and still in progress.


Title: Quod Erat Demonstrandum (thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hsavinien for the suggestion)
Author: Trojie
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Unbetaed, but short and simple enough that I think I've got away with it. However I have NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER that at least three people will find something to nitpick at. I welcome this. Feel free to beta as you read.

Kirk: the flirtiest being in the quadrant )
Title: And None Above All The Others
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Trojie.
Fandom: BBC Merlin - Merlin/Arthur/Gwen/Morgana
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We feel it's worth pointing out that if we owned the BBC's Merlin then we probably wouldn't be posting stories about it for everyone to see - we'd be writing NEEDS MOAR GAY on the front page of every copy of the script that the writers left lying around.
Summary: 12262 words, of which we swear we only intended to write 2000 or so ... in which Arthur is the Prince of Self-Restraint, Merlin is outed as the staringest starer in Camelot, Morgana uses reverse psychology and Gwen is totally the Jeeves to everyone else's Wooster.
Notes: [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid introduced Trojie to Merlin fandom some time ago by showering her with fic links and going 'OMG YOU MUST READ THIS'. Then she succumbed to Trojie's desperate-fangirl pleading and mailed her Merlin DVDs so that she could actually WATCH the series she'd become obsessed with (big thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] spacegirlnz for MP4s for the iPod :D), in return for which she asked for OT4 fic. Trojie originally intended to write short smutty porn. Then she intended to write something short and silly. Those of you who've read the Narnia fic will by now be shaking your heads at her innocence, for it's been demonstrated many times that Trojie is incapable of writing something short. However, you'll also be pleasantly surprised to note that this took only a couple of months, rather than the six-plus months that fic USUALLY takes to churn out. SO! This fic, both silly and smutty but not short, is a present/payment for [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid for introducing Trojie to this lovely, adorable, cracky tart of a fandom. And also for supplying the title of this fic.

Beta-read by Bridget despite her not knowing the canon, because she is a saint. Hopefully, though, Trojie will be able to remedy her not having seen Merlin soon. Mwahahaha.

This is set during some undefined time-period after 'The Moment of Truth'.

It occurs to Trojie that if left to herself she writes the most incredibly, stupidly long headers for fics and that possibly she should try and curb my explanatory enthusiasm in the future ...

Without further ado - the fic! )
Title: Unexpected POV Snippet
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Rating: Er. R?
Notes: We were considering (read: being utterly bemused by) what to produce for Experimental Writing. We reckon the snippet under the cut counts as experimental. If anyone can figure out what it's about and what the protagonist is, we will be very impressed. A hint: it's, er, the sort of thing we generally write about.

probably not work safe once you work out what's going on )

Fanvid 2

Apr. 21st, 2009 07:49 pm
As you all know, Trojie is as impressionable as a dollop of warm wax. She tends to fall very hard for new fandoms. She also tends to do exactly what she's told when people come to her with ideas and plotbunnies. Usually the person she's obeying blindly is Bridget, which always ends well because, y'know, ficcing and slash and fun are always good endings. Lately, Ineptshieldmaid has joined the ranks of People Who Give Trojie Mad Ideas.

Here is her latest mad idea, realised. She asked for a Merlin vid to a cover of the Katy Wossername song 'I Kissed A Girl' by Attack Attack. She asked so nicely Trojie found she couldn't refuse.

Title: I Kissed A Girl
Vidder: Trojie
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Song: 'I Kissed A Girl' by Attack Attack!
Rating: PG (kissing)
Disclaimer: Footage belongs to the BBC, the music to the band Attack Attack!

I Kissed A Girl - possibly not the way the original author nor the way the directors of Merlin intended. Explanation contains spoilers )
Title: The OT4 Medley
Vidder: Trojie
Song: The Rox Medley by Roxette
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Rating: G
Summary: Because it's all about the polyshipping:
'She's Got The Look' - Arthur/Morgana
'Joyride' - Merlin/Gwen
'Listen To Your Heart' - Merlin/Arthur
'Dangerous' - Merlin/Morgana
'It Must Have Been Love' - Uther/Gaius (Trojie's note: 'Don't judge me, man...')
'Fading Like A Flower' - Gwen/Arthur
'She's Got The Look' - Gwen/Morgana

It took Trojie damn near six hours to compile just under four minutes of footage ... )
Title: In Pieces
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Narnia: Part One is set during the Golden Age and post-The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe; Part Two is set during and immediately post-Prince Caspian; and Part Three is set immediately post-The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Rating: M
Summary: In the end, it was her choice to walk away.
Notes: This fic took eight months to write. It was originally three interconnected drabbles by Trojie. Then Bridget happened to it and, as usual, made it better. Big thank yous to a huge posse of beta-readers - [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid, [livejournal.com profile] warrior_joe and [livejournal.com profile] tawaki, each of whom had a profound effect on the finished product.
A side-fic to the 'Poignant Pevensie Porn' series.

Giving up already? )
Title: Sound Investments
Author: Trojie and [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid
Fandom: Narnia, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: We claim no ownership of the Narnia characters or settings; the only right we claim is the right to be completely insane.
Summary: The relative merits of different sources of income for a kingdom are discussed ... More crack. Same characterisations, more or less, as Artistic License.

How much did she cost? )
Title: Untitled Fluffy Commentfic
Author: Trojie
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: PG
Notes: Unmitigated fluff written for [personal profile] hsavinien in the comments of For You.

The fluff, it burns us, precious! )
( You're about to view content that the journal owner has marked as possibly inappropriate for anyone under the age of 18. )
Title: All Your Fault
Author: Trojie (with ending supplied by [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid)
Fandom: Narnia, Golden Age
Rating: G
Summary: Edmund and Peter wander off into the forest in order to get away from Cair Paravel and all of its inherent irritations.
Notes: Drunkenness, mud, long words, inadvisable breakfast foods. Written in response to [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid leaping upon Trojie in gchat and demanding a story (after calling me 'Trojieface', I might add *indignant pout*). Beta-read by Bridget.

Perhaps the mud is my fault )
Title: The Art of Subtlety
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Bridget
Rating: PG
Summary: The Pevensies reminisce about the good old days. Confessions are made.
Disclaimer: Totally not ours, Lewis is God, the usual.
Notes: The last three lines have been popping up in Bridget's brain repeatedly for days. They demanded to be written. She apologises wholeheartedly for the implications herein.
Podficced here by Trojie.

Peter learns the meaning of TMI. )
Title: The Better Part of Valour
Author: Bridget
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Originally posted to the edmund_caspian community on livejournal, which Trojie co-mods.
Trojie says:
The ever amazing Bridget, after many many years (I kid you not) of refusing to write damned near anything that I didn't have a hefty hand in, has finally knuckled under and displayed the talent I always knew she possessed. Please to all be going and reading it and leaving comments for her and this lovely piece of Edmund/Caspian fic: The Better Part of Valour, at [livejournal.com profile] edmund_caspian, which, by the way, if you like That Sort of Thing, you ought to join *hint hint*.
Bridget adds:
I think Trojie was after something short and silly involving the party after Caspian's coronation. It, er, didn't quite turn out that way...

Bridget's first foray into the wonderful world of shameless smut )
Title: Hammocks (Breaking Strain)
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Rating: R
Disclaimer: People that we are not include C.S. Lewis.
Notes: Written in response to [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid's hammock prompt. Eustace's POV. Beta-read by Bridget.

They obviously think they've been so incredibly subtle )
Trojie and Bridget encourage each other to write shameless PWP once again. [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla betas in an attempt to take her mind off a buggered back.

Title: The Art of Negotiation
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, sometime during the Golden Age
Author: Trojie
Pairing: Edmund/OC
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "Speaking of blatant porn, can I have Edmund, ahem, "streamlining" some diplomatic deal or other?"
Disclaimer: I'm almost 100% certain that Lewis never envisioned this sort of political situation in Narnia. Or rather, that he never envisioned this method of sorting it out. Blame Bridget and the fact that apparently I'm incapable of refusing her orders prompts.

So tell me, my lord. What can Narnia do for you? )

Title: Opportunity Knocks
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Author: Bridget
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "I want you to tell me a story about what happened in Narrowhaven after they retook it. There's nearly a week of unexplained time in the books. Just tell me the story of one moment, or something."
Disclaimer: Trojie owns the prompt. I own my complete inability to write orgasms. C S Lewis owns the rest.

Can you think of any better way to spend an afternoon? )
Title: Untitled Cracky Biggles Snippet
Author: Trojie
Fandom: Biggles
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: We are not Capt. W.E. Johns, and Biggles does not belong to us, probably fortunately for Biggles.
Notes: Randomly found in email sent to [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid some time ago. Dredged up for your amusement.

Biggles crackficlet )
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