Fic: One Wild Night

Title: One Wild Night
Author: Trojie
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13 for kissing and double-entendres
Warnings: Excruciatingly silly, bordering on crackfic. Involves drag, ABBA, Bon Jovi, Firewhiskey, stupid HP fanon conventions, brawling, pranks, costumes, drunkenness ...
Notes: I wrote this, gosh, nearly five years ago, and found it in my documents today. The note at the top claims it was betaed by Bridget at the time, so I'm going to post it. Moo ha ha.

( Supposedly lampooning the fanon idea of the Student Nightclub In Hogsmeade ... not sure how successfully, though )

the S/D travesty part two

Title: Being an Account of the Love Life of Seamus Finnegan, Aged 16, as Told by His Rapidly Disappearing Sanity. Featuring a Full Cast of Cooing Girls, Disgusted Boys, Imaginary Squibs and Twinkle-Eyed Professors. With 1000 Elephants!
Author: gmtaslash
Rating: M
Pairing: Seamus Finnegan / Albus Dumbledore (unrequited). Others in the background.
Disclaimer: Do we look like JKR to you? And, given what we're doing to the characters, it's probably a good thing we're not.
Authors' Notes: Written in honour of hyel and Rule 34. AU, ignores HBP and DH, because we're still in denial about those two, but had to set this after OotP to make the characters of legal age in the UK. We're sorry, we're so sorry. Especially if you develop pogonophobia as a result of this fic. You wouldn't be the first to, either.
If you spot any errors, feel free to let us know; our betaing attempts were hindered rather by googledocs jumping about more than a frog on a pogo stick on a hot tin roof.

( Part Two )