Here be the writings of Trojie and Bridget. Be warned - slash, crack and overthinking lie within the pages of this journal.

We write slashfic for various continua of various ratings and degrees of silliness. We 'ship Edmund and Caspian (and Trojie mods the [ profile] edmund_caspian LJ comm), and our version of their complicated love story (usually referred to as 'Poignant Pevensie Porn') can be found here.

There's even some genfic on this journal, believe it or not, as well as podfic and even the occasional fanvid.

There is also some original writing to be found here - the Saga of Clive and Lucien, a touching and frankly quite bizarre love story between an anthropomorphic caterpillar and his Adonis-like human mail-order toyboy which was spawned by Bridget's university creative writing course, and a present tense, stream of consciousness, rather bare and spartan protonovel about werewolves written sporadically by Trojie.

Trojie is also responsible for a large piece of nerdery in which she mapped Narnia, and the explanation for this can be found here.

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Fic: Please

Aug. 2nd, 2010 10:05 am
Title: Please
Author: Trojie
Beta: Bridget
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: NC-17
Notes/Summary: Angst over the possibly-imminent end of the voyage and therefore the possibly-imminent separation of Our Heroes. Mild orgasm-denial. Sex. Y'know.

Just ... don't, all right? )
Title: How you are in all the stories
Author: Trojie
Beta: Bridget
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - Prince Caspian (movieverse)
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: R
Summary: Um. Angsty porn? As if anyone ever expected anything different from Trojie.
Warnings: Technically underage fumblings. Very much not about the underage, though. After all, Edmund's got memories of being in his twenties, and Trojie's assuming that 'age of consent' in Telmarine noble society was probably equivalent to 'age of capability'.

If you don't trust me, tell me )
Trojie has been trying frantically to capture and wring the necks of all the Merlin plotbunnies that have been savaging her brain lately. And so she brings you:

Title Like A Hole In The Head
Author: Trojie
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Amateur musician!AU, in which Uther owns Albion Records and Arthur is his talent scout, and Merlin is the new bass player for established pub-circuit band Old Religion ...
Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin nor am I involved with the BBC in any capacity. Neither do I play the bass particularly well.

Mostly beta-read by [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid (except the epilogue, which changed after she ran her eye over the rest of it. I know you'll all tell me if you spot errors anyway ^_^)

PART ONE: I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed
PART TWO: No need to work this out now, cos you know there's no reason why
PART THREE: Now my better hands cradle broken glass, of what was everything
PART FOUR: Yeah all those stars drip down like butter
EPILOGUE: Know that I'm gonna be your dangerous side-effect


Title: Over and Over
Autho: Trojie
Fandom: Merlin (BBC) (reincarnation!fic of sorts with general situation debt to Neil Gaiman's American Gods)
Rating: NC-17 (m/m sex, talk of prostitution)
Disclaimer, notes etc: Very much not mine - the characters belong to the BBC via Arthurian Legend, the idea of belief fuelling supernatural beings belongs to Neil Gaiman.. For those of you not familiar with American Gods, the gist of this fic is that, rather than reincarnation via serial rebirth, Merlin, Arthur et al are kept alive by the power of people's belief in their legends. Oh, and go read that book.

This is the sequel to 'All Of These Moments I'll Never Replace'"
We've seen what happens in Trojie's half of the shared brain when she opens googledocs each day. Now let's take a look at what happens over in Bridget's side of the brain.

It's like the Pronoun Problem times infinity )
Title: Holosuite One
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally in the guise of Trojie.
Fandom: Star Trek XI/2009/Reboot/whatever the hell we're sposed to call it
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Er, supposed to be short PWP written on demand? And ... got a bit bigger? Still PWP, but takes forever to get there.
Warnings: Slash (but warning for incorrectly applied pronouns lest anyone be disturbed), holosuites, blindfolds
Disclaimer: People we are not include anyone actually involved in the production of Star Trek XI, or in fact any Star Trek, ever. We do not own Star Trek. We do own approximately one non-consecutive third of Voyager and the entirety of Deep Space Nine on DVD, but that probably doesn't count.

Beta-read by [ profile] ansela_jonla, our PWP beta-goddess, and also by Bridget, who is so happy to be given porn to make her feel better that she doesn't object to having to beta it straight away.

We are assuming for the sake of this fic that the Trek Reboot means that the Enterprise gets holosuites this early. We do not know whether or not this is canon. In case it is not, please to refer to this fic as being in the 'Holosuite AU' )
Title: 'This,' said Jim Kirk, 'is fucked up.'
Fandom: ST: XI (Kirk/Spock)
Authors: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Rating: R
Authors' Notes: This was originally a simple porn request, but then we were viciously savaged by the crack bunny. We feel we should warn for oodles of bathos. And for mansex, naturally. Lots and lots of it. Betaread by the lovely [ profile] ansela_jonla.

Uhura makes no appearance in this. This is because we honestly couldn't figure out a way to include her and not completely screw-over the character, what with the canon relationship with Spock and all. We would like to make it clear that this in no way reflects upon Uhura, whom we love.

This experiment will not be repeated )
Title: Inches and Miles
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Trojie
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia (set during the Golden Age)
Pairing: Edmund/OC
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Edmund's recollection of the incident with the Terebinthian ambassador that Susan discusses in In Pieces.
Notes: Beta-read by Bridget (eventually) and [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid, and given an additional read-over by [ profile] ansela_jonla, to all of whom, many thanks. Part of the 'Poignant Pevensie Porn' series (is a prequel to the series, and could also be regarded as a prequel to the first fic in this post).

This fic was known during its construction as 'Edmund Negotiates Horizontally'. Clearly we are going to hell.

Disclaimer: We are inferring that we are not somehow C.S. Lewis by the fact that our Golden Age got a little tarnished ...

This is how it all started. )
Title: If A Tree Falls
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Trojie
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia (takes place during the Golden Age, the beginning of Prince Caspian and the end of The Last Battle. Bookverse).
Rating: G
Disclaimer: If we were C.S. Lewis, the Narnia books wouldn't have been for children.
Notes: Written for the great and glorious [ profile] sedri, who posted Trojie a copy of The Crafting of Narnia, which this fic is inspired by. The plants mentioned are those used in the decoration of the armour etc of the four Pevensie children in the Disney film 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' (but the fic is still more bookverse than movieverse). Betaed by Bridget.
Warnings: Things this doesn't contain (that our fic usually does): Angst, Mansex and Angsty Mansex. Yes folks, completely gen. And with what might pass for a happy ending if you squint.

They planted a garden on the day of their coronation )
*Trojie opens Google Docs* )
Title: All Of These Moments I'll Never Replace
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Trojie
Fandom: Merlin (BBC) (reincarnation!fic of sorts with general situation debt to Neil Gaiman's American Gods)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Rating: M
Disclaimer, notes etc: Very much not ours - the characters belong to the BBC via Arthurian Legend, the idea of belief fuelling supernatural beings belongs to Neil Gaiman, the title is from the Foo Fighters' song 'Home'. For those of you not familiar with American Gods, the gist of this fic is that, rather than reincarnation via serial rebirth, Merlin, Arthur et al are kept alive by the power of people's belief in their legends. Oh, and go read that book. That is all.

Beta-read by Bridget and [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid.

It's been a fair few years now and Merlin's powers don't seem to be good for much but whoring any more )
Title: Home is where the heart is given up
Author: Bridget
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, post Dawn Treader
Rating: PG?
Disclaimer: If Lewis put this much angst in Narnia, it would probably have exploded. Since it didn't, I'm probably not him.
Notes: Way back in February, our good captain [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid gave us the prompt 'home is where the heart is given up'. While poking through gdocs recently, I discovered my writings on the subject. They're disturbingly introspective and angsty, but Trojie has been prodding me all evening and stopping me from having a wibbling meltdown, so here they are.

He's heard it too many times. )
Title: Responsibility
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: Er. R? Someone really needs to explain the ratings system to us sometime. Has no actual sex.
Notes: The idea was that Trojie was supposed to write a fic from Peter's POV and thus somehow he'd become more than just someone she liked slashing with Caspian in rabidly unrelenting sexual tension with, like, power struggles and stuff. However, Edmund managed to horn in on the action (in a completely not literal sense) and the whole idea of what it's like to be a king reared its head again, and then Bridget got enlisted to co-write because, as usual, Trojie cannot manage without her for more than ten seconds before her brain explodes. Betaed by [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid.

Part of the Poignant Pevensie Porn series (which SRSLY needs a new title), in which Edmund and Caspian are pretty much the Most Tragic Love Story ever.

Peter had never felt so ineffectual. )
Title: A harbour in the tempest
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Trojie
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Given that no-one has yet turned up a book of angsty gay porn by C.S. Lewis, we are going to state that this is in fact NOT his work.
Notes: Title from U2 song 'All I Want Is You'. Written for and betaed by Bridget in order to help her recover from a long and tiring round of betareading - because porn is the gift for all occasions, even if the recipient then has to betaread it. Not part of the PPP series, because there is already a perfectly good Dragon Island porn scene in part two of Duty. However, this could potentially be read as a sequel to For You

I could wait eternity for you, you know that. )

Fanvid #3

Jun. 22nd, 2009 09:42 pm
Title: You and Your Hand
Vidder: Trojie
Song: U + Ur Hand by P!nk
Rating: G

This is, a) crack and b) for Ineptshieldmaid, who needs distraction.

Basic setup - Merlin's got a crush on Arthur but really wishes he didn't. He organises a night out with Gwen to take his mind off things, but guess who crashes the party?

Disclaimer: This is really not the kind of music Trojie *habitually* listen to ... )
Part Two )

Fic: Duty

Jun. 5th, 2009 11:55 am
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Narnia (bookverse), Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: We are not C.S. Lewis. Because our Muse is Edmund and his was clearly Lucy.
Summary: Sequel to Honour and Loyalty (part one and part two). Edmund/Caspian, Caspian's POV. Edmund's return to Narnia is everything Caspian could have hoped for, at least at the beginning. But everything is a lesson.
Warnings: Slash, overthinking, confusion, drunkenness, hammocks, bulkheads, sailors' knots... the usual combo. Spoilers for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, and it would really, really help to have read that. In fact, bits of the fic probably won't make sense if you haven't read it. Titles in the piece indicate at what portion of VoDT the action is taking place - this fic aims to fit around the book rather than take the place of any of it.

Beta-read by the wonderful [ profile] ansela_jonla

Only Trumpkin ever thinks to ask him <i>why</i> he is so keen to sail East )


May. 21st, 2009 06:16 pm
Some time ago, Bridget wrote a fic called The Art of Subtlety, which looked to Trojie like it would be a great deal of fun to read out loud. So she has done so:

Title: The Art of Subtlety
Author: Bridget
Reader: Trojie
Link: Here

Title: Excerpts from the Book of Clive
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Rating: R
Notes: Gosh, it's been a productive day. Creative Writing Prose Portfolio submission, Excerpts from the Book of Clive. Which we totally intend to get round to actually writing someday soon. Concrit welcome as usual, and many many thanks to [ profile] sedri for being the most awesome beta we could ever wish for.

Excerpts )
Title: needz moar gay
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Rating: R
Notes: So, Experimental Writing module. They like you to play with taboos, and they don't approve of spelling, punctuation and grammar. So what do we produce? What do you think we produced, with a brief like that? Concrit appreciated, as ever.

needz moar gay )
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