Great Minds Think - and Slash - Alike

Zookeeper would indeed be a fantastic job. My job is actually wonderful, but then I am a taxonomy geek. I spend most of my day hunched over a bench sorting molluscs into species groups. Much more fun than it sounds, if you like squinting at micromollucs and pondering whether a slight difference in shell sculpture means that one shell is a different species to the next one. Also back pain, but meh! Science before comfort! I hope you can get back to university soon; I couldn't leave! I'll have to in three years time unless they hire me as a professor, which is unlikely. Sigh. But then I'll be Dr. Trojie, mwahahahahaha