Title: The Art of Subtlety
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Bridget
Rating: PG
Summary: The Pevensies reminisce about the good old days. Confessions are made.
Disclaimer: Totally not ours, Lewis is God, the usual.
Notes: The last three lines have been popping up in Bridget's brain repeatedly for days. They demanded to be written. She apologises wholeheartedly for the implications herein.
Podficced here by Trojie.

Peter learns the meaning of TMI. )
Title: The Better Part of Valour
Author: Bridget
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Originally posted to the edmund_caspian community on livejournal, which Trojie co-mods.
Trojie says:
The ever amazing Bridget, after many many years (I kid you not) of refusing to write damned near anything that I didn't have a hefty hand in, has finally knuckled under and displayed the talent I always knew she possessed. Please to all be going and reading it and leaving comments for her and this lovely piece of Edmund/Caspian fic: The Better Part of Valour, at [livejournal.com profile] edmund_caspian, which, by the way, if you like That Sort of Thing, you ought to join *hint hint*.
Bridget adds:
I think Trojie was after something short and silly involving the party after Caspian's coronation. It, er, didn't quite turn out that way...

Bridget's first foray into the wonderful world of shameless smut )
Title: Hammocks (Breaking Strain)
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Rating: R
Disclaimer: People that we are not include C.S. Lewis.
Notes: Written in response to [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid's hammock prompt. Eustace's POV. Beta-read by Bridget.

They obviously think they've been so incredibly subtle )
Trojie and Bridget encourage each other to write shameless PWP once again. [livejournal.com profile] ansela_jonla betas in an attempt to take her mind off a buggered back.

Title: The Art of Negotiation
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, sometime during the Golden Age
Author: Trojie
Pairing: Edmund/OC
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "Speaking of blatant porn, can I have Edmund, ahem, "streamlining" some diplomatic deal or other?"
Disclaimer: I'm almost 100% certain that Lewis never envisioned this sort of political situation in Narnia. Or rather, that he never envisioned this method of sorting it out. Blame Bridget and the fact that apparently I'm incapable of refusing her orders prompts.

So tell me, my lord. What can Narnia do for you? )

Title: Opportunity Knocks
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Author: Bridget
Pairing: Edmund/Caspian
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: "I want you to tell me a story about what happened in Narrowhaven after they retook it. There's nearly a week of unexplained time in the books. Just tell me the story of one moment, or something."
Disclaimer: Trojie owns the prompt. I own my complete inability to write orgasms. C S Lewis owns the rest.

Can you think of any better way to spend an afternoon? )
Title: Untitled Cracky Biggles Snippet
Author: Trojie
Fandom: Biggles
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: We are not Capt. W.E. Johns, and Biggles does not belong to us, probably fortunately for Biggles.
Notes: Randomly found in email sent to [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid some time ago. Dredged up for your amusement.

Biggles crackficlet )
Title: Being an Account of the Love Life of Seamus Finnegan, Aged 16, as Told by His Rapidly Disappearing Sanity. Featuring a Full Cast of Cooing Girls, Disgusted Boys, Imaginary Squibs and Twinkle-Eyed Professors. With 1000 Elephants!
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Rating: M
Pairing: Seamus Finnegan / Albus Dumbledore (unrequited). Others in the background.
Disclaimer: Do we look like JKR to you? And, given what we're doing to the characters, it's probably a good thing we're not.
Authors' Notes: Written in honour of [livejournal.com profile] hyel and Rule 34. AU, ignores HBP and DH, because we're still in denial about those two, but had to set this after OotP to make the characters of legal age in the UK. We're sorry, we're so sorry. Especially if you develop pogonophobia as a result of this fic. You wouldn't be the first to, either.
If you spot any errors, feel free to let us know; our betaing attempts were hindered rather by googledocs jumping about more than a frog on a pogo stick on a hot tin roof.

Part Two )
Title: Artistic License
Author: Trojie and [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If Lewis weren't already dead, he would have just died of shock, and it would have been the fault of the the first line of dialogue.
Notes: Further evidence that [personal profile] ineptshieldmaid and I really ought not to be left alone and unsupervised. Originally posted here, and podficced here.

There's a naked girl in my bunk reading 'The History of the Kings and Queens of Narnia' )
Title: Before The Race
Author: Trojie
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: PG
Summary: Four challenges were given;
1. Races
2. Thoroughbred
3. Heart
4. Drunk by teatime
I've tried to fulfil them all. Edmund/Caspian, nothing graphic.
Thanks to Bridget, who betaed as usual.

Warning; a lot sadder than my usual Narnia fic... )
Title: Untitled Poem
Author: Bridget
Fandom: Narnia, post-Last Battle
Rating: PG-13, according to our extremely shaky grasp of the ratings system.
Disclaimer: If I were Lewis I'd be a) rich b) dead and c) utterly horrified by this.
Notes: So, Trojie has this notion that I can write things without her. I disagree, but she kept throwing prompts at me until I agreed to try. The following isn't based on any prompts. It's not a drabble either, though that's what she was after. Hell, it's not even prose. I blame John Wilmot. Little weasel's infected my brain. Anyway, random and pretty much unbetaed solo writings below the cut.

Rhyming couplets within )
Title: Do Mice Fall in Love?
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Narnia, VoDT
Rating: G
Notes: Written with the prompt "Reepicheep and Caspian, aboard the Dawn Treader, discussing the nature of love, on the way back to Narnia with the star's daughter aboard". Caspian/Edmund hinted at, Caspian/Ramandu's daughter.

Would my lord like to hear a famous tale of Mouse love? )
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Title: All I Can Do Is Watch You Leave
Author [personal profile] gmtaslash, principally Trojie
Fandom: Narnia
Rating: G. Well, use of the word 'lover', but nothing goes on.
Summary: 100 word drabble, Caspian/Edmund. Edmund is leaving for the last time. Inspired by and based heavily on the song 'Against All Odds' by Phil Collins.

So take a look at me now/There's just an empty space/There's nothing left here to remind me/Just the memory of your face )
Title: Being an Account of the Love Life of Seamus Finnegan, Aged 16, as Told by His Rapidly Disappearing Sanity. Featuring a Full Cast of Cooing Girls, Disgusted Boys, Imaginary Squibs and Twinkle-Eyed Professors. With 1000 Elephants!
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Rating: M
Pairing: Seamus Finnegan / Albus Dumbledore (unrequited). Others in the background.
Disclaimer: Do we look like JKR to you? And, given what we're doing to the characters, it's probably a good thing we're not.
Notes: Written in honour of [livejournal.com profile] hyel and Rule 34. AU, ignores HBP and DH, because we're still in denial about those two, but had to set this after OotP to make the characters of legal age in the UK. We're sorry, we're so sorry. Especially if you develop pogonophobia as a result of this fic. You wouldn't be the first to, either.
Links to other chapters here


Part One )
The Prompts Game: Bridget and Trojie set each other challenges for really daft ficlets. Here are the first four. Three stick to the original brief of one of us prompts and the other writes; the fourth required both our talents to bring to fruit. Pun really sort of intended there, actually.

It Smells of Wet Dog )
Elven Sensibilities )
Cheesy )
Checkmate )
Title: If Everything You Read In Narniaslash Were True
Author: [personal profile] gmtaslash
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia
Rating: PG (language)
Summary: CRAAAAAACK. Written by Trojie whilst delirious with the 'flu and heavily based on what might be called the main trends of the Narniaslash LJ community.

This way for bewilderment in script-form )
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